Orientation Celebration

So some of you might be wondering why I skipped all the way from the first day of moving in to a week later. This is because I didn’t actually start my blog until yesterday, and the only article I had written was for the first day. Now seeing as I don’t want to hurt myself trying to remember all the details of the last week, I have decided to compose a poem about it.

Orientation Celebration

It started off as a group of six boys,
With many great plans and sinister ploys
Our dorm is unstoppable, and our chemistry unreal,
We even worked together for a legitimate meal.
If there was a list for the coolest of dorms,
We’d be number 1 in all shapes and all forms.

Our group was gone, and after searching and failing,
We eventually found them, but found ourselves bailing.
We did our own thing, and ran amok round the town,
Watching the duckies and frolicking around.
We went to a few boring classes, I suppose,
And also were impressed by the name Emily Rose

We went to an Extravaganza, which is quite a cool name.
But alas, twas deceiving! The event was quite lame!
They had odd games that I wanted no part in,
Team building exercises? Arguing lessons? Where to begin?
But then came Saturday, where we danced for a while,
And even had slow dances without a denial!

But the real fun began late at night in our dorm,
When our hyperness level surpassed that of the norm.
We sang karaoke and had many great times,
And came up with catchphrases like just yelling “HEINZ!!!”
We’ve frightened some people and gained a few stalkers,
And made memories we’ll have when we’re all using walkers.

We’ve eaten some jello and watched some iCarly,
Sang some Enrique Iglesias and also Bob Marley.
We’ve had epic HORSE games with Josh’s laundry basket,
And I beat him so bad he left in a casket.
We’ve made lots of kool-aid and bonded together,
This chaos is some we’ll remember forever.

I don’t really know what else I should say,
So I think I’ll just wrap up and end it this way.
I hope you enjoyed my week in review,
And I hope I’ll be able to write again soon.